|Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!!
|Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken.
|What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the
road again, then rolls in the dirt some more?
A dirty double crossing chicken!
|There are two cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range!